A friend sent this list to me (although I edited a few out), and thought I’d pass it along! Beware, totally random and useless information below.
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Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
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Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
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When someone says “Have a nice day,” tell them you have other plans.
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Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
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Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
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Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals.
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Tape pictures of your teachers on watermelons and launch them from high places.
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Leaf through “National Geographic” and draw underwear on the natives.
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Tattoo “Out to Lunch” on your forehead.
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Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
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Pay your electric bill with coins.
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Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
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Polish your car with earwax.
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Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
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Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
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Write a short story using alphabet soup.
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Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.
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Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
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Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
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